Rokom
cracked:

29 Baffling Rules of Life in Video Game Universes

That Hot Skitty on Wailord Action

welovefineshirts:

beeandpuppycat:

PuppyCat Tells ALL!!

PuppyCat spills the beans on the upcoming Bee and PuppyCat series, revealing information we’re not supposed to give out! Don’t miss the FULL update on the production of the series, THIS Thursday!

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PuppyCat, sthap.  PuppyCat, no spoilers! 

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

3.5. start playing some Quad City DJs

krudman:

Inside joke that I will now let you in on: If you need a name for a pet Pug, the funniest names are all fast food related. Some examples to get you started:

  • Arby’s
  • Stuffed Crust
  • Shamrock Shake
  • Family Bucket
  • McRibs

Bonus Points: Every time you play fetch with McRibs, you can shout “McRibs is back!”

I read Pug as Pig at first, and it made the name McRibs take a much darker turn.

This reminds me of the ending to the first half of Portal.

protagonist33:

timelordparadise:

In case you didn’t think Australia could get any weirder, a 10 metre tall, 7 tonne mango was stolen from Bowen, Queensland last night.
They still haven’t found it



Oh hey, I have a cracked article for this (see #2)

mrmajenta:

the internets, thye’re going to hate me for this. i’m going to make a point of correctly using thier favorite three words, but every time, i’m going to misspell them. so theer

your a horrible person, i hope you’re laptop breaks

17 stories and 65 mph, yes please. Not looking forward to the terror that that line will be, though.

mrmajenta:

when i’m studying at home and it’s quiet and i’m comfortable, i can’t concentrate

when i’m in wiley hall and there’s a steady din of people talking and milling about and damn this chair is lumpy, i’m more focused than i’ve ever been

dear brain,
what are you doing?

A lack of distraction because you don’t give a shit about any of the noisy people.

mrmajenta:

applebeansokay:

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rokom, this is your fault!

you’re welcome

Who still needs a copy of Link Between Worlds?

gr8brittyn:

My friend didn’t realize her new 3DS came with a free LBW download, so she gave me the extra code (not realizing that I also bought the special edition 3DS oops) SO I’M GIVING THE CODE AWAY!

That’s right, a free copy of Link Between Worlds. And it’s a digi-download, so you don’t have to wait a month for me to get around to shipping you a physical copy.

Basically reblog and like this as much as you want I’ll select a winner in 48 hours!

radondoran:

Bill Nye The Science Guy, “Atoms” (1997). [video]

d0nn0:

kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO…

This is the punchline from a comic by The Oatmealhttp://theoatmeal.com/comics/tipping_tooting

This is the punchline from a comic by The Oatmeal

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tipping_tooting